my secret power

I believe everyone has a gift, some people are extremely good a math ( I can barley add) some are great in spelling and writing (I have the spelling ability of 3rd grader thank god for spell check). My "secret power" as I like to call it is that I have a "pub 5th sense". You all must think I am nuts but I am not, I can find a great Pub. I get a feeling when I walk in a place that is right, it is like walking into grandma's house (OK maybe not mine she was not always not very nice to me but maybe yours) you know that smell that feeling of comfort that is what I get when I find a great pub. You may ask what is my criteria is that I use to find a great pub well here is a list:
1) Safe relax place
2)good choices of beer
3)people that are not raping you with there eyes (this is way more important to women I believe)
4) a bar tender that says his or her name when they take your order (this shows good manners)
To me these 4 steps are key to a good Pub and can be used any where in the world. I travel a lot and many times alone I use these steps and I always find a good place to drink and have some good conversation and is that what going to pub is about I believe so. So next time you want to go out any where in the world and want to find a good put use these tips and I am sure you will find a good place to drink.